- During an inspection to a psychiatric hospital the visiting manager asked the superintendent how they found out if someone needed to be hospitalized.
- 'You see?' the superintendent replied 'we fill a bath tub and then give the patients a teaspoon, a mug and a bucket and ask them to empty it...'
- 'Oh, I see! - the inspector replied ' a normal person would use the bucket for the purpose, being it the largest object...'
- 'Not really' the superintendent replied ' a NORMAL person would simply take the stopper off! We just so happen to have a room available for you, would you prefer the bed near the window?'